Went to a swim meet today for a few minutes. Doooooood, I love how the guys are all buff with broad shoulders! Not too buff though, like wrestlers or body builders:p
But the best part about the swim meet isn’t the hot young bodies, it’s the announcer. The few times I’ve been, it’s an older guy with graying hair, looks quite serious, but he says things like, “…he is a fine breaststroker!” or “…he’s v. good at the breaststroke, but even better at backstroking!” or “…his strokes are so long and smooth, he looks like he could go forever! He’d probably like to!”
I am not kidding!
I’m also not mature enough for this:D