Looking at a document today, I saw the little red squiggly underline telling me that “program” was misspelled. Wha? I know how to spell program! But sheep that I am, I went to see what the suggested spelling was — “programme.” Double wha? Somehow it looks like I managed to install the French dictionary or something. But it can’t be the French dictionary cos only “program” got the red squiggly underlining. It kinda looks like certain sections are French and certain sections in English? When I go check out the options, there’s Grammar Only or Grammar & Style but in other sections there’s Grammaire and Grammaire et style. V. weird. Damn Word. At least I know how to spell program. Also, in this day and age, how come the dictionary doesn’t have “ethernet?” Hmmph.