Spam

I checked my email yesterday and one of the subject lines jumped out at me: “Grow 3 Inches!” I was like wha? Who’s that from? Well it was a spammer! I was SO UPSET! How did some random spammer know that I wanted to grow a few inches? I deleted that email feeling so indignant. Why would someone say that to me? There’s no way I can start a growth spurt at this age. Geez. I really would like to grow 3 inches though.

Then I realized. Not that kind of 3 inches. Nevermind!

1 Comment

  1. hahahahahaha!!! 3 inches in 3 months!! those are the best!

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