Two guys were sitting next to me at lunch, and I couldn’t help but overhear some of what they were saying, cos the tables were super close together.

Dude 1: I’m turning 21 soon!

Dude 2: Oh cool are you gonna go to Vegas?

[What’s up with that?! 21 year olds! Vegas! Sheesh, lucky d–]

Dude 1: Hell no! I’m gonna be studying for my finals!

Okay never mind.