I went in to get my annual pelvic exam. So there I was, sitting naked but for a paper vest on top and a large paper towel around the bottom, and she told me to put my feet in the stirrups, lie down, relax, etc. I’m about as ready as I can be, but instead hear, “Do you lotion your feet? They are really dry!”

I have been lotioning my feet more regularly since.


  1. omg! that is hilarious!!!

  2. HAHAHA!! Wear socks next time. :P And yes, lotion your feet too.

  3. omg I’m just reading this and it’s flippin’ hilarious. Being pregnant twice, I’ve been on that table enough to last me multiple lifetimes. :|

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